| I’m waving my dick in the wind | 
| I’m waving my dick in the wind | 
| If it all goes right, I’ll be in your arms tonight | 
| But I’m waving my dick in the wind | 
| I’m lost in the sauce once again | 
| I’m lost in the sauce once again | 
| If I make it through the night, everything will be alright | 
| But I’m lost in the sauce once again | 
| It’s been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you | 
| And a million miles of highway in-between | 
| There’s some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me | 
| And that pig’s pretty mean, bastard | 
| You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance | 
| You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance | 
| Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance | 
| To see old Jimmy Wilson dance | 
| (Dance, Jimmy | 
| I’m doin' the best I can, right there | 
| That’s it | 
| You know, I can’t really dance like I used to. | 
| I mean I’ll try, but I’m an old, | 
| old man now) | 
| I’ve got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson | 
| Sure enough, he’s got what it takes | 
| Do another number for me, please won’t you, Jimmy? | 
| Cause you’re a real good dancer | 
| (Ooh, yeah, cut me down!) | 
| I’m waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) | 
| I’m waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) | 
| If it all goes right, I’ll be in your arms tonight | 
| But I’m waving my dick in the wind | 
| Waving my dick in the wind | 
| I’m waving my, dick in the wind |