| This is country
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| Country
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| Country
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| Souped up, jacked up, turn it up, feel the love
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| Trucker hat, western snap, Wrangler jeans, Skoal
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| In a field, on a boat, on a farm, and a goat
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| Ride 'em ride 'em hometown, homegrown, this my home
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| This my town, country country yes sirree, backroad
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| Backwoods, bonfire, I’m on fire, firecracker
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| Fourth of July, white t-shirt, apple pie, barefoot
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| Bigfoot, bushy beard, here comes the hook
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| Whoa whoa, yee-haw!
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| Whoa whoa
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| Country
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| Turn it on, get it on, bring it on, Les Poissons
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| Git 'er done, hot dog buns, Chevrolet, anti-gay
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| On a beach, up the holler, 'nother song, good dollar
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| Cowboy, that’s my name, blue jeans, tight jeans
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| Holey jeans, cutoff jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans
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| Dashboard, dry humpin', Hank thumpin', country bumpkin
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| Country boy, country girl, thank God I’m a country boy
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| Long-haired country boy and I’m out here in the country
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| Whoo, we’re keepin' it country!
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| Whoa whoa, yee-haw!
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| Whoa whoa
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| Catfish
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| There used to be a place downtown
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| Where they threw nut shells on the floor
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| But they cleaned up and went corporate
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| And now I don’t go there no more
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| My mama bartended that place
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| When it was a dive and alive
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| But they sold it out to retire
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| And chase that American Pie
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| Now we got no Hank and Johnny
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| No Waylon playin', Dwight Yoakam on radio
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| Just a crazy load of these country posers
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| I suppose a couple are real
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| But they’ll never make it
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| So thank God for Sturgill Simpson
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| 'Cause Music Row can fuckin' save it
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| But I’m fuckin' gettin' it son
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| A hollow tip following chumps through Tennessee with the remedy
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| You should be gettin' some
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| Slumerican boss, Shooter Jennings, a new beginning
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| A rude awakening for you who fakin' the music industry out
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| Whoa whoa
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| Whoa whoa
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| Country
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| Oh, country
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| Yeah
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| And fishin'
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| Fishin'
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| Yee-haw! |