| Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you
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| Our teeth will tear your flesh apart
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| The wheel of death and destruction is on display
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| Like a precious work of art.
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| I said, «It's such a coup, it’s nothing new, it’s nothing we haven’t seen.
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| It’s just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean.»
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| Our operators are standing by To provide you with excellent service
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| The monotones make you want to die
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| And also understandably nervous
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| I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he said the whole thing stinks.
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| He said, «It's such a bore, it’s nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks.»
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| So…
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| Doom and gloom and doom and gloom
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| Hounds of hell are howling at the moon
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| And we’re visiting Joe Biden’s tomb
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| And the eternal sands of time will run their course
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| Just like a headless horseman without a horse
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| And I don’t care what any of yous thinks
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| When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks
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| I don’t need your gravity
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| So, go ahead and slap your big X on me.
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| Our corporate masters made their profits
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| From their re-usable nightmare
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| The action news correspondent displays his marvelous shiny hair
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| He said «It's getting a little bit stuffy in here now
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| Don’t ya think?
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| But never fear the weekends here
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| You can die if you pray for more»
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| Doom and doom and doom and gloom
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| Judgment day is surely coming soon
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| All the boys and girls stay in their room
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| Even though this story is about you
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| The story surely wouldn’t be told without you
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| And the eternal sands of time will run their course
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| Just like a headless horseman without a horse. |