| I see you with your pink slip and your phone turned off
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| And this could be the end of the beginning
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| Try some castor oil for your nasty, nasty cough
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| And soon you’ll find what suits you best is winning
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| But I’m defeated by the damage that you’ve done
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| I’ve got a lot to chew on while you’re gone
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| Tried harder and harder to nail you down
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| That’s one of the reasons I kept you around
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| With all you thrill-a-minute lottery reptiles
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| We never get to see you smile
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| Hey
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| Form a queue of sadness stretching miles and miles
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| Searching for the queen reptile
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| Hey
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| Ah!
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| And here’s your consolation prize
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| Let’s hear you hoot and holler
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| It makes you feel so elated
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| There’s a hotline in the skies and you’re the next caller
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| And it’s your dream once desimated
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| But now it starts to take its toll
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| Fall into a five hundred dollar hole
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| Stare at every face I see, I’m one of the human casualties
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| With one of the human casulties, with one of the human casulties
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| With all the crack Bodega lottery reptiles
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| Turning up the misery dials
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| Dissolve under the fountain of corrosive viles
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| Protected by the queen reptile
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| Hey
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| You actually lose money doing things your way
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| You actually lose money doing things
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| You actually lose money doing things your way
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| You actually lose money doing things
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| You actually lose money doing things your way
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| You actually lose money doing things
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| You actually lose money doing things your way
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| You actually lose money doing things
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| You actually lose money doing things your way
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| You actually lose money doing things
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| You actually lose money doing things your way
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| You actually lose money doing things |