| When I was a boy in school
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| Learning the Golden Rule
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| I had a crush on my teacher
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| She was a beautiful creature
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| When I look at kids today
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| I think of how we used to play
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| She taught all us boys and girls
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| This little song about the real, real world
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| She said now class
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| If it will it will, and if it won’t it won’t
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| If it does it does, yeah if it don’t it don’t
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| Some days are good some bad you know
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| That’s the way it goes
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| Give the wheel of life a spin, see where it lands
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| Let your spirit fly free, enjoy yourself while you can
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| Don’t be in a hurry and don’t ever make plans
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| 'Cause if it will it will, and if it won’t it won’t
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| If it does it does, hey if it don’t it don’t
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| Life is not always so smooth
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| And Murphy’s Law is gonna rule
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| You know the river’s gonna flow, wherever it wants to go
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| And if the rain wants to fall, you can’t stop it at all
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| No one has ever had control over this world, don’t you know?
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| 'Cause if it will it will, and if it won’t it won’t
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| (If it will it will, if it won’t it won’t)
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| If it does it does, and if it don’t it don’t
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| (If it does it does, if it don’t it don’t)
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| Life is not always so smooth
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| And Murphy’s Law is gonna rule
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| 'Cause if it will it will, and if it won’t it won’t
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| (If it will it will, if it won’t it won’t)
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| If it does it does it does, if it don’t it don’t
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| (If it does it does, if it don’t it don’t)
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| No one has ever had control over this old world don’t you know, ain’t it so?
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| (If it will it will, if it won’t it won’t)
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| (If it does it does, if it don’t it don’t) |