| Well I’m a big ol' bear and I don’t |
| Wear much of anything 'cause I’ve got fur |
| But these big ol' feet wouldn’t be complete |
| Without my shoes, no sir |
| I’m talking about |
| Sneakers, yeah |
| My old sneakers are friends of mine |
| You can’t trust any shoes that shine |
| Some shoes pinch you, some shoes squeak |
| The only shoes that I would choose |
| Are shoes that sneak |
| I’m telling you, my old sneakers are friends of mine |
| You can’t trust any shoes that shine |
| Some shoes pinch you, some shoes squeak |
| The only shoes that I would choose |
| Are shoes that sneak |
| Whoa, look at these guys |
| Well there’s a toe that is torn |
| And the laces are worn |
| So I’ve added a section of string |
| I’m not even sure what color they were |
| But now they’re a little of everything |
| Oh, my old sneakers are friends of mine |
| You can’t trust any shoes that shine |
| Some shoes pinch you, some shoes squeak |
| The only shoes that I would choose |
| Are shoes that sneak |
| Sneak |
| Now I’m walking around without any sound |
| I’m a quiet ol' bear and shy |
| When you’re unaware that a bear is there |
| Well, here’s the reason why |
| It’s the sneakers |
| Now you know |
| They’ll try to get you to use uncomfortable shoes |
| When you got to look nice and neat |
| But most of the time you’ll notice |
| That I’m keeping these sneakers on my feet |
| My old sneakers are friends of mine |
| You can’t trust any shoes that shine |
| Some shoes pinch you, some shoes squeak |
| The only shoes that I would choose |
| Are shoes that sneak |
| The only real alternative is |
| Yup, bear feet |