Testo The Polaroid - Peter Hammill

The Polaroid

Me holidays on the Southern Sands*
Trying to get some fun by way of one night stands…
I clocked this girl, thought I’d give her the chat —
One of them Swedish blonde types
And I’ve always fancied that.
I showed her me Polaroid.
She said «I like it, will you
Please take my picture?»
I say «Right then», thinking
This is gonna be me lucky day.
She whips off her bikini top
And I think «OK!»
I say «It only takes a minute
For this thing to develop.»
She says «I'd better push off now
Or me feller’ll be jealous.»
Just then I felt a hand on me collar,
And it was a Boy in Blue.
He says «You can’t take nude photographs on this beach,»
And «I'm arresting you.»
I protested me innocence,
But it was no use, the picture was forming;
He gave me the official warning that day.
He’d seen me Polaroid,
So what could I say?
I looked around, but she’d disappeared,
I say «You don’t understand, this was all her idea!»
But the copper says «Don't worry son, I get the picture OK.»
He took me Polaroid
And I got ten days.