| The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass | 
| The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass | 
| The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree | 
| She doesn’t mind the language, it’s the beatin' she don’t need | 
| She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep | 
| And he wakes to find the fires dead and arrows in his hats | 
| And Davy Crockett rides around and says it’s cool for cats | 
| It’s cool for cats (Cool for cats) | 
| The Sweeney’s doing ninety 'cause they’ve got the word to go | 
| To get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow | 
| They’re counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again | 
| In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names | 
| It’s funny how their missus always looks the bleeding same | 
| And meanwhile at the station, there’s a couple of likely lads | 
| Who swear like how’s your father and they’re very cool for cats | 
| They’re cool for cats (Cool for cats) | 
| To change the mood a little, I been posing down the pub | 
| On seeing my reflection, I’m lookin' slightly rough | 
| I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash | 
| I give a little muscle, and I spend a little cash | 
| But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash | 
| And by the time I’m sober, I’ve forgotten what I’ve had | 
| And everybody tells me that it’s cool to be a cat | 
| Cool for cats (Cool for cats) | 
| Shape up at the disco when I think I’ve got a pull | 
| I ask her lots of questions and she hangs onto the wall | 
| I kiss her for the first time, and then I take her home | 
| I’m invited in for coffee and I’ll give the dog a bone | 
| She likes to go to discos but she’s never on her own | 
| I said I’ll see you later and I give her some old chat | 
| But it’s not like that on the TV when it’s cool for cats | 
| It’s cool for cats (Cool for cats) | 
| Ooh-ooh-ooh… | 
| Cool for cats | 
| Ooh-ooh-ooh… |