| You are the hammer, I am the nail | 
| I’m building a house in the fire on the hill | 
| There is a string that leads me to hope | 
| I tie the noose, but you are the rope | 
| It was a lie that got me in bed | 
| I am the dog, you are the shed | 
| I can’t find the perk in the percocet | 
| When you’re not around | 
| This is the fight that taught me to feel | 
| If I am the drunk, you are the wheel | 
| So I drink till the night becomes another day | 
| And the day’s just another little thing in our way | 
| No one ever chooses to be a flawed design | 
| But this life is a joke, and death is the punchline | 
| You are the queen and I am the rook | 
| You are the fire and I burn like a book | 
| I don’t know how this one ends till I die | 
| And the honest part of 'reliable' is the lie | 
| The greater the power, the more the abuse | 
| You are the hand, I worship the bruise | 
| If romance is dead, I guess I’m a necrophiliac | 
| Every god needs a sacrifice | 
| I am the cross, and you are the Christ | 
| So I drink till night becomes another day | 
| And the day’s just another little thing in our way | 
| Something about the way you beat me down | 
| And I’ll never learn | 
| You’re the pint of no return | 
| The pain in my chest, the stain on your dress | 
| The glass in my eye | 
| But this life is a joke, and death is the punchline | 
| Oh la la, la la la la la | 
| La la la, la da da da da, oh | 
| Life is a joke and death is the punchline | 
| Oh la la, la la la la la | 
| La la la, la da da da da, oh | 
| This life is a joke and death is the punchline | 
| Oh la la, la la la la la | 
| La la la, la da da da da, oh | 
| This life is a joke and death is the punchline | 
| Oh la la, la la la la la | 
| La la la, la da da da da, oh | 
| This life is a joke and death is the punchline | 
| Oh la la, la la la la la | 
| La la la, la da da da da, oh | 
| This life is a joke and death is the punchline |