| Wally Whitefish wailing again on W-W-W-Washington, this time from the Red Room
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| here at the wonderful White House. |
| In only a few minutes the curtain goes up on
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| Amon D-u-u-u-u-l and his terrifying Teutons. |
| And the atmosphere is as high as
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| an elephant’s bibby!
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| Before the show drives the whole town out of their tree, I’d like to swap a
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| word or two with one of those mad, camp music makers, the drummer.
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| We all know him, we all love him. |
| Here he is, folks: Adolf Hitler!
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| «Das Werk nehme seinen Anfang!»
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| Adolf, baby, you’re what they call a veteran in the entertainment biz,
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| starting back in the 20's with the Austrian Alleycats, and then moving on to
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| the Beer Hall Putsch Poppers, not to mention the Berchtesgaden Boppers.
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| And then you started the underground scene in Berlin with the Bunker Bobcats,
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| all those crazy guys from the Western front
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| «Kein Volk kann sagen, wir haben der Welt mehr gegeben an Kultur,
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| Zivilisation und sonstigen Werten als das Deutsche.»
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| Tell me something Adolf. |
| After all them bags you’ve been in, don’t you feel a
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| little unravelled sometimes?
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| «Ich weiß nicht, wie lange nun dieses Ringen dauern wird, nur eines weiß ich:
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| Am Ende wird unser Sieg stehen!»
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| Fan-tastic! |
| Did you hear that, folks?
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| «Ich weiß nicht, wie lange nun dieses Ringen dauern wird. |
| Nur eines weiß -»
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| Adolf, we heard you the first time. |
| Now tell me something. |
| You’ve been beating
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| it out for a good long time, and yet you manage to keep with the young sound.
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| What is it, clean living?
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| «Wissen Sie, wir sind bescheiden!»
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| Adolf, we’re on the air. |
| Now, one more question: You’ve broken bubbles with
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| Joseph Goebbels, you’ve pickled herring with Hermann Göring, you even made a
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| mess with Rudolf Heß. |
| Now just one more thing before you cats take the stage
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| out there at the White House and turn this town to mush. |
| From your heart, Adolf,
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| tell me this: If you had to do it all over again, would you have stayed a
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| paper hanger? |