| Pretty little one, how has it all begun?
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| They’re teaching you how to walk but you’re already on the run
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| Little one, what you gonna do?
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| Little one, honey, it’s all up to you
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| Now your daddy’s in the den shootin' up the evening news
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| Mama’s with a friend, lately she’s been so confused
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| Little one, come on and take my hand
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| Well, I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan
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| Honey, you shake, I’ll rattle, we’ll roll on down the line
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| See if we can’t get in touch with a very close friend of mine
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| But let me clue you in, it ain’t like him to argue or pretend
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| Well, honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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| Well, they’ve got a little list of all those things of which they don’t approve
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| Well, they’ve got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
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| Little one, I really wish you would
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| Little one, I think the damage would do you good
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| Honey, you shake, I’ll rattle, we’ll roll on down the line
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| We’re going to forget all about the battle, it’s gonna feel so fine
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| 'Cause he’s the missing link, the kitchen sink, eleven on a scale of ten
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| Well honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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| Well honey, you shake, I’ll rattle, we’ll roll on down the line
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| I’m going to try to swing you up into my saddle
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| And then we’ll run but you’ll think we’re flyin'
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| Honey, don’t just stand there lookin' like this dream will never end
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| Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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| I said, «Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend» |