| Ding dong, ding dong
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| Hi! |
| Hey! |
| Sorry we’re late
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| You’re not the first
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| Oh Great!
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| Hey listen I’m sorry but we can’t stay late
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| So we parked in the middle at the top by the gate
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| On the grass with the crass Volkswagen estate
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| Whose is it? |
| Mine! |
| You’re kidding, it’s great! |
| (Jesus)
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| I just love the way he’s used the car like an empty canvas
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| And let the rust eat itself into the overall design
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| With such devastating spontaneity
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| David you’re ignoring me, come here
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| Who do you have to f**k to get a drink 'round here?
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| It’s art David, neo-functional mannerism
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| Cerebral but oblique
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| It’s one star four owner shagged out chic
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| One star four owner shagged out chic
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| One star four owner shagged out chic
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| One star four owner shagged out chic
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| One star four owner shagged out chic
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| One star four owner shagged out chic
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| You’re a cocksucker Michael
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| You are what you eat David!
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| Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
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| Darling, darling, Hi darling
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| Hello darling John! |
| Ben! |
| John! |
| Sandy! |
| John! |
| Somerset! |
| John!
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| Weekend! |
| John! |
| Wendy! |
| John! |
| Kevin! |
| Got any?
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| No but I’ve got champagne!
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| Hi, hi, hi there
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| Damn it I know you’re in a bit of a spot
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| And you’re used to the Merc and the Moet and the yacht
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| And it must be a blow to the ego, what!
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| But forget about this video rot
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| And write yourselves a hit or three
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| Like «I'm Not in Paris» or «The Dean and Me»
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| I mean really I don’t like your stuff very much
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| It’s too avant garde and aggressive and butch
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| I prefer a gentle and melodic touch
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| But the kids today have got their ears in their crutch
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| If it’s not robots singing in Dutch
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| It’s Adam and the Ants and Starsky and Hutch
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| By the way here’s your present, Thanks very much
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| Now who’s here?
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| The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts and the Benmen
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| Johnny Peruvian, Marathon Man
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| Blonde and the dangerous cameraman
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| Hello. |
| The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts, and the Benmen
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| Brando, Banacek, Pusher, Taker
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| Student Prince and cocktail shaker
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| Hello. |
| The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts, and the Benmen
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| Tim Clinch Vicar’s son, Prince Buster meets Tweedledum…
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| Hello. |
| The Prews, the Magoos, the Targetts, and the Benmen
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| Well Jesus Christ is that the time
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| I could have sworn it was only twenty to nine
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| Hello Susan darling you look divine
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| Anyway we’d better be off before we get blocked in
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| So give our regards to the Paul and the Lynnes
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| And the swankys and the chatters and the Tequila twins
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| Sorry Attilla’s brides
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| Anyway must go, must fly, don’t drink yourselves to death
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| But the baby is allergic to the babysitter’s breath
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| And she’ll have her boyfriend in a vice-like grip
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| On the backgammon table sucking guacamole dip
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| Through the holes in his stockings, isn’t it shocking!
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| Champagne
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| Oh boy my skin feels about an inch thick, how about you Ben?
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| I’m fine, another line?
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| Why is everybody talking in speech balloons
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| And disappearing in Tequila fumes
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| Another line? |
| Fine
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| I love you Ben, let me count the ways
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| Whoops here comes the Spaghetti Bolognaise
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| So I’m stuck in the toilet with Rick
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| And I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be
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| I think I’m gonna be, it’s gonna be, I’m gonna be
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| It’s gonna be, gonna be, gonna be, it’s gonna be
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| So long Rick
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| It’s gonna be me and the bowl
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| Me and the bowl
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| Me and the never ending bowl
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| Me and the bowl
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| Me and the bowl
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| Me and the never ending bowl
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| Me and the bowl
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| Me and the bowl
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| Me and the never ending bowl
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
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| I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party |