| Well, now then, mardy bum | 
| I’ve seen your frown and it’s like looking down | 
| The barrel of a gun, and it goes off | 
| And out come all these words | 
| Oh, there’s a very pleasant side to you | 
| A side I much prefer | 
| It’s one that laughs and jokes around | 
| Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah | 
| To get things off the ground | 
| And it was up, up, and away | 
| Ah, but it’s reight hard to remember that | 
| On a day like today | 
| When you’re all argumentative | 
| And you’ve got the face on | 
| Well, now then mardy bum | 
| Oh, I’m in trouble again, aren’t I? | 
| I thought as much | 
| 'Cause you turned over there | 
| Pulling that silent disappointment face | 
| The one that I can’t bear | 
| Well, can’t we just laugh and joke around? | 
| Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah | 
| To get things off the ground | 
| And it was up, up, and away | 
| Ah, but it’s reight hard to remember that | 
| On a day like today | 
| When you’re all argumentative | 
| And you’ve got the face on | 
| And yeah, I’m sorry I was late | 
| But I missed the train and then the traffic was a state | 
| And I can’t be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs | 
| Oh, when you say I don’t care | 
| But, of course I do, yeah, I clearly do | 
| So laugh and joke around | 
| Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah | 
| To get things off the ground | 
| And it was up, up, and away | 
| Oh, but it’s reight hard to remember that | 
| On a day like today | 
| When you’re all argumentative | 
| And you’ve got the face on |