| Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your radio
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| Jam the box
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| (Jam the box, jam the box…)
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| Jam the hell out of them, Joe
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| Never say that, never say that on-air
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| You start, you start, everything out of the woodwork
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| Give nobody jam, and the special effects are just amazing
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| Jam the box
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| (Jam the box, jam the box…)
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| Can’t tell who’s doing what, so damn much noise
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| A better transition in half the time
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| The jingle never gets in the way of the flow (All hit music)
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| There’s no way there going to keep jammers out of here
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| Moribund Music, 1978
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| I still say Dick Vaughn is a prostitute
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| (Okay, that’s enough noise)
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| He said Dick Vaughn was a prostitute (Jesus Christ)
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| I said Dick Vaughn (Stop all that noise)
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| Number one, if you would like to understand the words to this music,
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| what you have to do is put on a pair of headphones, turn the volume at a very
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| low level, and you can hear the words very clearly. |
| (Really?) You can’t hear
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| them through the speakers, it’s, uh, you have to, you have to use headphones
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| On the other side of this record
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| On the other side of this record
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| On the other side of this record
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| Another perfect cut
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| This is the Weatherman, that’s and it sounds like crap doesn’t it?
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| And now, 200 cuts later, another cut
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| Been goin' at it for about half an hour now
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| Perfect cut
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| Let’s see who’s going to clean this up (Cut)
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| (Remember…)
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| Now’s the time
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| (Remember…)
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a--
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a--
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a--
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a switch
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a switch
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a switch
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a switch
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a-- what a--
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| Now’s the time, now’s the time, you’ve got time
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| You’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a time
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| You’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of money
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| What a switch
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| Now’s the time, you’ve got 48 hours to save a lot of time
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| What a switch
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| Now’s the time, now’s the time
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| What a switch, what a switch, what a switch
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| Remember, nothin' happens until someone buys somethin'
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| Nothin' happens until someone buys somethin'
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| Now, you might be telling yourself, the project sounds great
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| (What can I say, it’s just beautiful!)
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| The project in its packaged form is available for your use immediately,
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| with your own chosen title for the album, as well as the entire inside cover
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| surface for your use
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| Take two high-quality stereo LPs, put them in a full color jacket,
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| add a beautiful sexy gal on front, and candid photos of the KQ jocks inside
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| (We don’t need words like hard-hitting) (Power, explosive!)
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| And you’ve got a bombshell
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| (Perfect cut)
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| In the retail stores, the album will sell for $ 4.88, and you will receive an
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| additional 25 cents per album above the royalty rate set for mail order.
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| The stores will recieve the album on a 90-day consignment basis,
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| with 100% return guarantee. |
| They will be billed $ 3.73 per album at the end of
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| the consignment period for records sold. |
| And this is the highest quality
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| pressing in the industry. |
| (Yes) (Yes!)
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| For complete cut-by-cut demo tapes and lyric sheets, and information about
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| other services, please return the enclosed reply card
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| Moribund music of the 70s
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| I’m gonna go reproduce, stand by
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| Is that Pink Floyd?
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| That’s Nickelback,
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| That was really good
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| Yeah, wasn’t it?
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| Yes
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| Um, what about the record?
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| Ah, they’ll get it
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| Copyright 1975 |