| All these compliments, please
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| Why you being so nice to me?
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| I see you furtively
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| Taking care of business
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| I won’t beg, I won’t plead
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| Darling I have dignity
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| It’s a complex currency
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| I wouldn’t expect you to understand
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| Now I’m not saying I’m always right
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| Just 99% of the time
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| And if I listen to your lies
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| I’d be stupid, not just blind
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| Stand up, stand up, yeah
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| You’ve gotta man up, man up
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| Oh now I ain’t been imagining things
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| I put two and two together and I’ve got something
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| Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh
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| You’ve gotta man up, man up
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| Oh now I ain’t been imagining things
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| I put two and two together and I’ve got something
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| In the face of such charm
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| What else is a man to do?
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| Oh no she’s not too young for you
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| It’s just that you’re a little mature
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| And it’s not that you’re weak
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| Goodness no, I hear you speak
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| And birds are charmed from trees
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| But this one heard it all before
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| Now I’m not saying I’m always right
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| Just 99% of the time
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| And consequently I
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| I’m bidding this goodbye
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| Stand up, stand up, yeah
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| You’ve gotta man up, man up
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| Oh now I ain’t been imagining things
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| I put two and two together and I’ve got something
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| Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh
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| You’ve gotta man up, man up
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| Oh now I ain’t been imagining things
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| I put two and two together and I’ve got something
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| Now I’m not saying that I’m always right
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| Just 99% of the time
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| I won’t listen to your lies
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| I’m not stupid, I’m not blind
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| Stand up, stand up, yeah
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| You’ve gotta man up, man up
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| Oh now I ain’t been imagining things
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| I put two and two together and I’ve got something
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| Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh
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| You’ve gotta man up, man up
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| Oh now I ain’t been imagining things
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| I put two and two together and I’ve got something
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| I got something, I got something |