Traduzione del testo della canzone The New Pokerap - Starbomb

The New Pokerap (originale)

My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I’ve been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don’t know all the new Pokemons
Yo bro, I can help you with that
Hey Brock!
I’ll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps
Alright, let’s go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
Oh, I know these guys!
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde
Woah!
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door
A-are you serious?
You’re not making those up?
Those are real?
Haha!
You know it, bro!
Gotta catch em' all!
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!
Oh, there are more
Really?
Wait, I’m immediately sorry that I asked
We’ve got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man
Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dad’s sweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt
They’re running out of ideas and I can’t take anymore!
Don’t worry, there’s only a couple left
How many?
Uh 300,064
Nooo
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
FiddlyFaddlyBiddlyBaddlyDiddlyDoodlyHiddlyHoodly
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn
Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freemburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer
Fuck it!
You know what?
I’m going back to the hospital
Ah!
My sack, my sweet sweet sack

The New Pokerap (traduzione)

Il mio nome è Ash Ketchum baby!
La mia vita è di nuovo in carreggiata
Ma sono stato in ospedale
Da quando Pika mi ha sparato nel sacco
E non conosco tutti i nuovi Pokemon
Yo fratello, posso aiutarti in questo
Ehi Brock!
Farò tutto il canto
E tu ti occupi del rap
Va bene, andiamo!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
Oh, li conosco questi ragazzi!
Asscloud, Morsetto per capezzoli, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turchiaburger, Beefhead, Clyde
Woah!
Haterade, Bubbledump, Scoperto, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door
A-sei serio?
Non li stai inventando?
Quelli sono reali?
Ahah!
Lo sai, fratello!
Devi prenderli tutti!
Bene, sembra che nuovi tipi di Pokémon stiano uscendo molto velocemente!
Oh, ce ne sono di più
Davvero?
Aspetta, mi dispiace subito di aver chiesto
Abbiamo
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man
Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, maglione di papà, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Camicia
Stanno finendo le idee e non ne posso più!
Non preoccuparti, ne rimangono solo un paio
Quanti?
Ehm 300.064
Nooo
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Argoment, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
FiddlyFaddlyBiddlyBaddlyDiddlyDoodlyHiddlyHoodly
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn
Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrumph, Flemicotosse, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freemburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Birra
Fanculo!
Sai cosa?
Tornerò in ospedale
Ah!
Il mio sacco, il mio dolce dolce sacco