| Humdrum days
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| And a hum drum ways
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| Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom
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| We were dancing and romancing at the Senior Prom
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| It was no infatuation
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| But a gradual graduation
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| From a boy to a man
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| Let me tell you while I can
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| The soda pop came free
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| Hey Sis, one kiss, and I was heaven bound
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| Now who would have guessed Milton’s paradise lost could
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| Be found
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| But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter
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| Was doing what she shouldn’a oughta
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| But a man’s gotta do
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| What a man’s gotta do
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| The consequence should be
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| Church bells, three swells
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| The Dean, his daughter and me
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| They were dating in the park
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| They were smooching in the dark
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| Of a doorway for two
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| She whispered «I love you —
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| Oh, you know I never felt this way before
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| Oh, you know the elevator in my heart
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| Has gone absent without leave, absent without leave, absent without leave,
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| absent without leave»
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| And then I kissed her
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| And when I kissed her
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| It’s a wonderful world
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| When you’re rolling in kisses
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| Now, the paint is peeling
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| (Humdrum days and hum drum ways)
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| Now, and when the chips are down
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| (Humdrum days and hum drum ways)
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| Now, you kinda lose all feeling
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| (Humdrum days and hum drum ways)
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| Now, your head goes round and round
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| (Humdrum days and hum drum ways)
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| Round and round and round and round and round
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| I’m throwing myself off this train
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| Humdrum days
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| And a hum drum ways
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| Humdrum days, he’s got
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| Humdrum ways, oh boy
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| Hey, you know I’m really earning now
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| My ship came in with a cargo of dollars
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| My name’s lit up on the prow
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| It’s a wonderful world
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| When you’re rolling in dollars
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| Now! |