| It was just after dark when the truck started down
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| The hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
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| Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| Carrying thirty thousand pounds (hit it Big John) of bananas.
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| He was a young driver,
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| Just out on his second job.
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| And he was carrying the next day’s pasty fruits
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| For everyone in that coal-scarred city
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| Where children play without despair
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| In backyard slag-piles and folks manage to eat each day
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| About thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| Yes, just about thirty thousand pounds (scream it again, John).
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| He passed a sign that he should have seen,
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| Saying «shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.»
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| He was thinking perhaps about the warm-breathed woman
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| Who was waiting at the journey’s end.
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| He started down the two mile drop,
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| The curving road that wound from the top of the hill.
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| He was pushing on through the shortening miles that ran down to the depot.
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| Just a few more miles to go,
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| Then he’d go home and have her ease his long, cramped day away.
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| And the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| Yes the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| He was picking speed as the city spread its twinkling lights below him.
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| But he paid no heed as the shivering thoughts of the nights
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| Delights went through him.
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| His foot nudged the brakes to slow him down.
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| But the pedal floored easy without a sound.
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| He said «Christ!»
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| It was funny how he had named the only man who could save him now.
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| He was trapped inside a dead-end hellslide,
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| Riding on his fear-hunched back
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| Was every one of those yellow green
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| I’m telling you thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| He barely made the sweeping curve that led into the steepest grade.
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| And he missed the thankful passing bus at ninety miles an hour.
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| And he said «God, make it a dream!»
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| As he rode his last ride down.
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| And he said «God, make it a dream!»
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| As he rode his last ride down.
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| And he sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,
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| Clipped off thirteen telephone poles,
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| Hit two houses, bruised eight trees,
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| And Blue-Crossed seven people.
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| It was then he lost his head,
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| Not to mention an arm or two before he stopped.
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| And he slid for four hundred yards
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| Along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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| All those thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| Yes, we have no bananas,
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| We have no bananas today
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| (Spoken: And if that wasn’t enough)
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| Yes, we have no bananas,
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| Bananas in Scranton, P A
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| A woman walks into her room where her child lies sleeping,
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| And when she sees his eyes are closed,
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| She sits there, silently weeping,
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| And though she lives in Scranton, Pennsylvania
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| She never ever eats … Bananas
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| Not one of thirty thousand pounds … of bananas
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| You know the man who told me about it on the bus,
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| As it went up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania,
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| He shrugged his shoulders, he shook his head,
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| And he said (and this is exactly what he said)
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| «Boy that sure must’ve been something.
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| Just imagine thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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| Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of mashed bananas.
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| Of bananas. |
| Just bananas. |
| Thirty thousand pounds.
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| Of Bananas. |
| not no driver now. |
| Just bananas!» |