Testo Dr. Tatiana - Baba Brinkman

Dr. Tatiana

It’s all about sex\nEvolution…\nIt’s all about sex\nSome people say my obsession with biodiversity\nIs a sign of perversity, but I find that it nurtures me\nMaybe it’s twisted, but I won’t give a lady a minute\nUnless she’s a Batesian mimic, does that make me a cynic?\nI’m into animal role-play, but fuck a barnyard\nI want some praying mantis open-mandible cannibal foreplay\nSo read Dr. Tatiana if you need the basics\nShe’s deeper than the fuzzies you find creepin' on craigslist\nPlus she’s got a message board, full of insectivores\nWho are just itchin' for it — she’s like a sex thesaurus\nI met a crab spider who was keen on finding a mate\nHer turn-ons included binding and trying to escape\nI met a gold-digger who told me fame was her weakness\nSo I paid her like a cockroach, with anal secretions\nYeah, I’m nasty as I wanna be, jerkin' off in front of females\nLike juvenile marine iguanas on the beach\n‘Cause I’m packin' a eight-inch corkscrew, I’m a great fuck\nI wanna spin it in like an Argentinian lake duck\nYeah, when natural selection reckons your sex practice\nThe best action is always found in the mismatches\nLet’s make love like animals\nI think you know what I’m talkin' about\nLet’s make love exactly like other animals\nGet your zoology textbook out\nThis one girl was quite freakish, I wasn’t squeamish\nBut we simply couldn’t fit it in — we tried to squeeze it\nBut she had a six-inch long clitoris like a hyena’s\nAnd I had a spiky inflatable damselfly penis\nAh, skip the spider’s kiss of death\nJust give me ten consecutive weeks of sex like stick insects\nI make solid sperm plugs to try to block girls\nBut I hate when they pull it out and eat it like fox squirrels\nThose are precious resources, I’m really concerned\nHumans only bust a couple of hundred million sperm\nSo we start to get depleted after the third shag\nOctopus have ten billion in a massive sperm bag\nAnd they die when they deposit it, that’s just one way\nNature might try to persuade a guy to stay monogamous\nBut we must have missed something compared to our chimp cousins\n‘Cause those chicks’ll hit a dozen different studs and just love it\nSo I feel like I’m overdressed for bonobo sex\nAll I need is a swollen vulva and a vocal «Yes!»\nNo? Okay, instead I’ll marry my soul-mate\n‘Til death do us part, the prairie vole way\nLet’s make love like animals\nIt’s been happening since the stone age\nLet’s make love exactly like other animals\nOpen up that wikipedia page\nLet’s make love like angler fish\nIt’s kind of complicated but it’s worth it\nYou use your highly developed olfactory sense\nTo swim towards me for several days\nAnd then you bite me\nAnd that releases an enzyme\nThat dissolves your face and your bones and your fins\nLeaving only a pair of genitals attached\nTo the side of my body\nFor me to use when it’s convenient