Testo Walk Like An Amoeba - Baba Brinkman

Walk Like An Amoeba

How the hell did I go from a nerdy white\nSuburban guy with a couple words that rhyme\nTo a millionaire, platinum certified?\nI can tell you in a word: I diversified\nThat’s the only way to keep entrepreneurs alive\nStick your fingers in twenty-five or thirty pies\nAnd then when the returns arrive, you fertilize\nThe best ones and just let the worst ones die\nI’m talkin' about business initiatives\nNot individuals, there are some critical differences\nWho’s gonna sponsor insolvent businesses?\nThe government? Only if they’re sellin' derivatives\nBut for the rest of us, tryin' to create benefits\nFor customers, instead of just bein' acquisitive\nDiversification is the best preventative\nAgainst over-exposure, so risk is limited\nWalk like an amoeba\nThrow off lots of little feelers\nAnd see which ones’ll feed ya baby\nWalk like an amoeba\nThrow off lots of little feelers\nAnd see which ones’ll feed ya\nGo get it, go get it, go get it\nGo get it, you want it? Go get it\nOkay everybody, ready for a case study?\nRap Guide Incorporated, we make money\nBy collaborating with… pretty much anybody\nSo our business relationships stay slutty\nWe’ve got the Rap Guide to Evolution, Business\nChemistry, Geology, Law, Statistics\nCosmology… Quantum Physics\nWe pretty much got a locked on the academics\nBut that’s just the entrance; we have Rap Guides\nTo all of your favorite hobbies and pastimes\nFrom flying kites to fly fishing — we franchise\nWe even have a Rap Guide to writing Rap Guides\nThat’s how our business model gets sold\nWe only centralize quality control\nSynthesizing all knowledge into flows\nThat’s our motto, plus our modest goal\nWalk like an amoeba\nThrow off lots of little feelers\nAnd see which ones’ll feed ya baby\nWalk like an amoeba\nThrow off lots of little feelers\nAnd see which ones’ll feed ya\nGo get it, go get it, go get it\nGo get it, you want it? Go get it\nSo what does it mean to walk like an amoeba?\nDon’t you need a vision to be a business leader?\nAnd don’t those amoebas move with little feelers\n‘Cause they ain’t got no eyes they can see with?\nThat’s right, but your eyes will deceive ya\nNo one saw the credit crisis comin' either\nWhen it comes to gains, people are safe creatures\nBut when it comes to losses, risk-seekers\nHumans are not Econs, that’s wrong\nClassical economists have been hittin' the bong\nCognitive biases are mad strong\nOtherwise, you wouldn’t have black swans\nEconomics is the modern astrology\nWith crystal balls to predict the economy\nAnd expert advice is like hittin' the lottery\nYou gotta be like an amoeba if you wanna lead\nWalk like an amoeba\nThrow off lots of little feelers\nAnd see which ones’ll feed ya baby\nWalk like an amoeba