| What are you trying to do to me, girl | 
| I close my eyes, I don’t wanna see, girl | 
| I don’t wanna hear about you and him, girl | 
| I don’t want to know if it’s love that you’re in, girl | 
| 'Cause you can’t possibly be serious about him, girl | 
| And he’s got to be delirious if he thinks he can win | 
| With a not-so-pretty face | 
| He’s come to take my place | 
| She’s easily amused | 
| And I know 'cause she fell for the same shit | 
| I once used | 
| The things you say and the things you do, girl | 
| I’ve added them up and they don’t compute, girl | 
| I give you an inch and you take a mile, girl | 
| You can’t say no 'cause it ain’t your style, girl (girl, girl) | 
| And it’s obvious to me that he thinks he’s gonna score | 
| But it’s not the case, you say you’re only friends and nothing more | 
| But it makes perfect sense | 
| And I speak from experience | 
| She’s easy to persuade | 
| She’s a piece of cake and he | 
| Thinks he’s got her made | 
| You said goodbye to him a long | 
| Long time ago | 
| You changed your mind, I guess | 
| But you never let me know | 
| You just keep me guessing, I’m always guessing wrong | 
| Always wrong | 
| 'Cause you can’t possibly be serious about him, girl | 
| And he’s got to be delirious if he thinks he can win | 
| With a not-so-pretty face | 
| And a poorly thrown ceramic vase | 
| It makes perfect sense | 
| And I speak from experience | 
| She’s easily confused | 
| I should know, 'cause she fell for the same tricks | 
| I should know, 'cause she laughed at the same jokes | 
| I should know, 'cause she fell for the same tricks | 
| I once used |