| And then the lights came on
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| In the middle of the night
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| What I should do with my life
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| How I should spend my time
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| I’ll be a stock broker and get me a wife
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| Have the diamonds cut
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| Have the diamonds
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| Let’s all gather at Time Square
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| And let’s all say a prayer
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| To Walter Disney and Mike Tyson
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| At Madison Square Garden
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| And the lights came on
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| In the middle of the night
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| What I should do with my life
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| How I should spend my time
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| I’ll be a stock broker and get me a wife
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| Have the diamonds cut
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| Have the diamonds
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| And Jesus said they’re a girl’s best friend
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| And hell they’ll last forever
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| And Jesus said now take her hand
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| And raise this harlot’s bastard sun
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| And the lights came on
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| In the middle of the night
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| What I should do with my life
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| How I should spend my time
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| I’ll be a stock broker and get me a wife
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| Have the diamonds cut
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| Have the diamonds
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| And afterwards we’ll all go to hell
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| When the money’s all spent
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| When the money’s all gone
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| There’ll be a place for us in Heaven’s gate
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| Waiting for us on lay away
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| And then the lights came on
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| In the middle of the night
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| What I should do with my life
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| How I should spend my time
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| I’ll be a stock broker and get me a wife
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| Have the diamonds cut
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| Have the diamonds
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| And oh what a pity the world’s not white
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| And oh what a shame I don’t have blue eyes
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| God must have been a color blind
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| If I made the world it would be all white
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| And oh what a pity the world’s not white
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| And oh what a shame I don’t have blue eyes
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| God must have been a color blind
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| If I made the world it would be all white |