| Hey, hey, hey
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| Now, you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could rock a suit or a baseball cap
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| Man, it ain’t that hard (fuckin' dickheads)
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| Nah, it ain’t that hard (suck me, beautiful)
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| Hey, now you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could be that dude (oi) or you could be whack
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| Man, it ain’t that hard (oi, mate)(nah)
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| Nah, it ain’t that ha-a-a-a-ard
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| Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey
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| Take a look around, a look around, around
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| Now, look what’s going down (what)
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| I’m so sincere right now
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| I think I’ll leave the joking for the clowns
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| Comical shit (?) It’s horrible shit
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| Couldn’t tell the difference between comical and wit
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| Shit, these new Jacks bring the poker face back
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| And we don’t like jokers in the pack
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| I flow like the plumbing burst
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| They trying to hard to be unrehearsed
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| You joking but forgot to be funny first (uuh)
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| Call me a cunt 'cause I don’t mince words (nah)
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| Well you’re a shit cunt and that’s worse (ahaha)
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| Ha, begone like a hair in the breeze
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| And brother please don’t compare 'em to me (no)
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| If they could pull it off, I might care but see
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| They ain’t Hughesy, they buddy
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| Now, you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could rock clown shoes and the juggling act (hey)
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| Man, it ain’t that hard (heh, pretty funny, moron)
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| Nah, it ain’t that hard (yeah good work, cheers)
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| Hey, now you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could be that dude or you could be whack
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| Man, it ain’t that hard (yep)
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| Nah, it ain’t that ha-a-a-a-ard (good on you mate. Good on you)
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| Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey
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| Every body down, get on the ground
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| Now, the thugs run the house (uh-oh)
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| Oh nah, it’s just those other clowns, sweet
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| Every one up, let the false alarm sound (wankers)
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| Fuck 'em, no need to start ducking
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| One or two dudes, man, they won’t do nothing (nope)
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| But give 'em and a little bit of booze
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| And the fuckwit status shines through (there it is)
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| And I got the same problem wear the trackie pants or the fubu jeans
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| Same deal wear the kappa jackets or fluoro tees ()
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| Psychopaths could be chilling out the back, relax
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| But their little mate’s looking for a scrap
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| Now, you could be fair enough
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| But you ain’t tough vicariously for swinging on tough cunt’s nuts
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| If you’re repping your style, it ain’t adding up, punk
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| You J-Wess not
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| Hey, hey, hey
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| Now, you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could box heads or be pussy as cats
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| Man, it ain’t that hard (you bench one sixty)
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| Nah, it ain’t that hard (get a life)
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| Hey, now you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could be that dude or you could be whack
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| Man, it ain’t that hard (fucking big muscles)
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| Nah, it ain’t that ha-a-a-a-ard (big muscles, tiny penis)
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| Now, every body wanna be this (this)
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| Or every body wanna be that (that)
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| But where’s the real people at? |
| (huh?)
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| So confused what’s image what’s fact
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| It ain’t what you got, it’s all what you lack
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| Now, every body wanna be this (this)
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| Or every body wanna be that (that)
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| But where’s the real people at? |
| (huh?)
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| So confused what’s image what’s fact
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| It ain’t what you got, it’s all what you lack
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| Bring it back now
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| Now, you could be this or you could be that
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| How about being normal, perhaps?
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| It ain’t that hard (Mmm,)
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| It ain’t that hard (Try ordinary on for size)
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| Hey, now you could be this or you could be that
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| Now, you could be that dude or you could be whack
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| Man, it ain’t that hard
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| Nah, it ain’t that ha-a-a-a-ard |