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The Beast Within

Ahem, excuse me, I’m new here, how do you do this?\nMy sword’s too big, it’s a burden to move\nIs this normal? I’m getting awful blisters\nOuch, why does my sidekick have paws and whiskers?\nI never was much of a hunter\nDon’t want any fresh air, much less a sunburn\nBut I just heard pests are in excessive numbers\nExcept they’re not vermin, they’re all monsters\nNow the fifth fleet needs me to come tag in?\nI’d rather kick back, drink mead by the flagon\nI’ve never seen a beast, forget defeat elder dragons\nMy weapon’s heavy, I bet that’s why my feet have been dragging\nI’m no Frodo Baggins, already wanna go home\nI feel like David fighting Goliath without any stones\nAgh! Close call but I dodged and rolled\nI just saw that monster swallow another one whole\nWith fearsome fangs and claws\nI’ll tear you limb from limb\nTo fight free from my jaws\nYou must unleash your beast within\nYikes!\nIf I gotta do this, I gotta start small\nZorah Magdaros, that’ll be the long haul\nTracked down a Pukei-Pukei, felt bad for him though\nWhen I cut his tail off, wailed on him, smashing his skull\nHe had his back to the ropes, I loved the action so\nI challenged a Ratholos, my ass was toast\nCarted off by my Palico, back to camp\nGrabbed a lotion and a potion, and went back again\nI’ve been trekking with my weapon, guess I’m getting the hang of it\nI built a bone hammer, you could say that I’m nailing it\nPlus a drum made of lightning 'cause I wanted to play with it\nRip out a monster collar bone and sharpen my blade with it\nI’m a proud hunter now, and I see the appeal\nI get prepare in Astera before eating a meal\nI tend to ignore how little sympathy that I feel\nWhenever executing a creature and hearing it squeal\nI wonder how many calories did I burn\nDriving out the line of fire from a wyvern\nI wacked Anjanath in the face, he’s limping away\nI couldn’t help giggling when I splintered his legs\nAnd then I’ll let him decay after I get what I came for\nWait, maybe I’m getting a little carried away? No\nI’m here to take names and break necks\nOh shit, did I just wake up the apex?\nYou’ve stirred my appetite\nYou sword will shatter on my skin\nI’ll hack and slash and bite\nWill you unleash your beast within?\nCome on scout flies, make proud guys\nFind their hiding spot and I’ll stomp out lives\nIt’s about time to climb up and mount spines\nSmack 'em down, laugh out loud, while they writhe around dying\nIt’s the thrill of the hunt, still bubbling in my blood\nI get a little pumped up when I kill 'em for fun\nAnd then I carve up their carcasses for parts\nTheir claws and jaws could make great armor — smart\nJust a few more scales, a carapace\nA Great Jagras mane, a Girros fang\nSome Legiana plates, a Barroth scalp\nAdd Radobaan shell, all kinds of hides and pelts\nAnd then I’ll tear the talons right out of your toes\nOh no, Anjanath I got your nose bone\nI get such a rush whenever I’m cutting 'em up\nSo make like Diablos, go back under the mud\nBecause you’re bigger but you’re nowhere on my level though\nYou can choke on your tail, Deviljho\nCall me Kula-La Ku, I’m running circles on you\nI take a Michael Jordan leap and treat your head like a hoop\nNow tell the Commission, I’ve picked up the addiction\n'Cause I’m ripping up monsters and I call it a living\nDon’t matter if you’re thick-skinned, quick, strong or limber\nI’ll hit ya where it hurts till I call out «Timber!»\nHave mercy on my soul\nI will surrender at your hands\nI’ll hunt you to your home\nAnd slaughter all your monster friends