| Oh, Lord, don’t I know it, I don’t need to understand
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| I realize that all this time I’ve held the winning hand
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| And it’s looking like my master plan is gonna pan right out
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| How did it all unfold, I’m dying to find out
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| Ready or not, I’m readier now than I’ll ever be
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| I’m just so ripe, gravity finally pulled me right off of the tree
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| The light at the end has lit the tunnel right up
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| Praise the Lord, and pass the ammo, I’m all shook up
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| Now I can feel it taste it see it smell it, it’s right under my nose
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| And I think that I can handle it, although, Lord only knows
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| I’ve been waiting, I’ve been praying, it feels like eternity
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| Now a cure has finally been found for my dread disease
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| Ready or not, I’m readier now than I’ll ever be
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| I’m just so ripe, gravity finally pulled me right off of the tree
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| The light at the end has lit the tunnel right up
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| Praise the Lord, and pass the ammo, I’m all shook up
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| Now there’s more gold to be gotten on this marry-go-round ride
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| And there’s questions to be answered on the quiz show deep inside
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| Darwin’s a monkey’s uncle, and a big gun had a son
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| It’s not over till it’s ended, and you know we’ve just begun
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| Ready or not, I’m readier now than I’ll ever be
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| I’m just so ripe, gravity finally pulled me right off of the tree
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| The light at the end has lit the tunnel right up
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| Praise the Lord, and pass the ammo, I’m all shook up |