| She wants to get married, she wants it perfect | 
| She wants her granddaddy preaching the service | 
| Yeah, she wants magnolias out in the country | 
| Not too many people, save her daddy some money | 
| Ooh, she got it all planned out | 
| Yeah, I can see it all right now | 
| I’ll wear my black suit, black tie, hide out in the back | 
| I’ll do a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask | 
| I’ll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees | 
| Yes, she wanna get married | 
| But she don’t wanna marry me | 
| I remember the night when I almost kissed her | 
| Yeah, I kinda freaked out, we’d been friends for forever | 
| And I always wondered if she felt the same way | 
| When I got the invite, I knew it was too late | 
| And I know, her daddy’s been dreading this day | 
| Oh, but he don’t know he ain’t the only one giving her away | 
| I’ll wear my black suit, black tie, hide out in the back | 
| I’ll do a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask | 
| I’ll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees | 
| Yes, she wanna get married | 
| But she don’t wanna marry me | 
| But she got on her dress now, welcoming the guests now | 
| I could try to find her, get it off of my chest now | 
| But I ain’t gonna mess it up, so I wish her the best now | 
| So I’m in my black suit, black tie, hiding out in the back | 
| Doing a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask | 
| I’ll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees | 
| Yes, she wanna get married | 
| Yes, she gonna get married | 
| But she ain’t gonna marry me | 
| Whoa, but she ain’t gonna marry me, no |