| InaBell is dead, Savior, and we pray that Thou wouldst give us the strength
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| To lift her and carry her to her grave. |
| InaBell is dead, and, Jesus, we’ll
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| Never again hear her gravel-on-the-window voice, her tail-in-the-door
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| Voice. |
| We’ll never again see her goiter shake like an old apple in a
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| Windstorm. |
| InaBell is dead and gone home to Thee, oh Precious
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| Lord. |
| Welcome her with open arms and spread 'em wide. |
| She’s dead, oh
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| Precious Lamb, we’re sure of it this time. |
| She went over in her kitchen
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| With a thud, scattering her Chicken Surprise for her ill-tempered, little
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| Pop-eyed, slobbering dog, who ate most of it. |
| InaBell is dead and gone and
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| Left us here to carry on and carry her big, fat, annoying ass out to the
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| Grave and bury her deep so she won’t get up even in dreams to HOLLER HER
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| INSANE SHIT AT US! |
| THANK YOU, JESUS! |
| THANK YOU, LORD, FOR TAKING
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| INABELL! |
| I bet she was hard to lift, even for Thee
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| InaBell is dead. |
| She killed her husband, poor old Pete. |
| She screamed and
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| Hollered him to death with her helium woodpecker voice, pulled at him and
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| Yelled at him and hit him and screamed at him until he had fits and slapped
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| His own face and talked in tongues (talks in tongues) at the dinner
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| Table. |
| OH, SWEET JESUS CHRIST! |
| INABELL IS FINALLY
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| DEAD! |
| HALLELUJAH! |
| HALLELUJAH AND AMEN!
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| There’s a big sale on Tuesday. |
| Big sale on Tuesday, who will buy her angry
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| Purse, forty pounds of frozen pot pies? |
| Who will buy her stiff hairnets
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| For failed perms, her fly-speckled glasses? |
| Who will buy her girdle that
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| Didn’t? |
| Who will buy her hippo bra, and her nylons that woulda fit
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| Pylons? |
| Hey!
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| Who’llgivemeanickelwho’llgivemeadimewho’llgivemeanickelwho’llgivemeadime
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| Who’ll give me sumpin' for this SHIT?! |
| Who’ll buy the little plastic
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| Church that used to light up, the busted pink hairdryer, and half a carton
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| Of menthol cigarettes? |
| Who will buy her cracked bowling ball and enough
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| Knickknacks to sink the Titanic?! |
| Who will buy her sidewalk made out of
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| Storm doors and cardboard and a blown Pontiac full of sparrows and
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| Saplings? |
| Oh, who will buy? |
| Who will buy? |
| Step right up! |
| Who will
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| Buy? |
| Who will buy? |
| Who will buy?
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| Put a big ol' stone on top of her that says, «InaBell finally shutup and
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| Kicked the bucket!» |
| Big sale on Tuesday |