| It was all my fault, I’m the one to blame. | 
| It was my idea, | 
| And now I’m filled with shame. | 
| As you all well know, I lost control, so I’m the one to blame. | 
| Ahem. | 
| When you say it’s all your fault, | 
| That’s not correct. | 
| After all, I was the architect. | 
| Eh, well, I was the major, and I voted, yes, so we share the blame. | 
| So it was the three of you. | 
| Yes, and Kjersti too. | 
| Oh yes definetly me, I screwed up royally. | 
| So that’s a total of four. | 
| Uhh, I’m afraid it’s two more. | 
| The project leader, and me. | 
| Yes it was all my fault, and mine, | 
| And mine, and me, me to, and me, and him, and you. | 
| Who is responsible, I need a single name. | 
| We can’t, we’re all to blame. | 
| We were the ones who decided to anchor the tower in styrofoam. | 
| We were the engineers who made sure the process were very slow. | 
| I was the right coordinator who totally lost control. | 
| And we the people of Hamar didn’t support you guys at all. | 
| But are you sorry. | 
| Yes we are. | 
| Apologize. | 
| Of course we do. | 
| Will you fire anyone. | 
| If I could, I would, but who? | 
| We’re all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew. | 
| We’re all to blame, we’re all to blame. | 
| Yes we are all to blame, and you can fire us all, | 
| There wouldn’t be a single person left in city hall. | 
| People of Hamar, | 
| Do you want to spend a couple of millions, | 
| Maybe more, who knows to finish the tower? | 
| Yes. | 
| We’ll get a giant diving board, | 
| Who cares what Hamar can afford, | 
| We’ll get the most expensive tower on the planet. | 
| It will be oversized, and analyzed, and overpriced, | 
| But customized for Hamar (in the tower) (diving board) | 
| Will be magical, fantastical, affordable for Hamar town. |