| JENNY: Bobby… | 
| PETER: Bobby… | 
| AMY: Bobby baby… | 
| PAUL: Bobby bubi… | 
| JOANNE: Robby… | 
| SUSAN: Robert, darling… | 
| ALL: Bobby, we’ve been trying to reach you… | 
| SARAH: Angel, I’ve got something to tell you… | 
| AMY & PAUL: Bobby, it’s important or I wouldn’t call… | 
| ALL: Whatcha doin' Thursday? | 
| DAVID & JENNY: Bobby, look, I know how you hate it and all… | 
| ALL: But this is something special… | 
| Not that you don’t know a lot of lovely girls, but | 
| Bobby, come on over for dinner! | 
| There’s someone we want you to meet! | 
| Bobby, come on over for dinner! | 
| HUSBANDS: This girl from the office… | 
| WIVES: My niece from Ohio… | 
| ALL: It’ll just be the four of us! | 
| You’ll loooove her! | 
| LARRY: Have I got a girl for you, | 
| Wait till you meet her! | 
| Have I got a girl for you, boy | 
| Hoo, boy! | 
| Dumb | 
| And with a weakness for Sazerac slings! | 
| You give her even the fruit and she swings. | 
| The kind of girl you can’t send through the mails! | 
| Call me tomorrow, I want the details. | 
| PETER: Have I got a chick for you, | 
| Wait till you meet her! | 
| Have I got a chick for you, boy | 
| Hoo, boy! | 
| Smart | 
| She’s into all those exotic mystiques, | 
| The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques | 
| I hear she knows more than seventy-five! | 
| Call me tomorrow if you’re still alive! | 
| HUSBANDS: Have I got a girl for you, | 
| Wait till you meet her! | 
| Have I got a girl for you, boy | 
| Hoo, boy! | 
| Boy | 
| To be in your shoes what I wouldn’t give! | 
| I mean, the freedom to go out and live! | 
| And as for settling down and all that… | 
| Marriage may be where it’s been, | 
| But it’s not where it’s at. | 
| Whaddaya like? | 
| You like coming home to a kiss? | 
| Somebody with a smile at the door? | 
| Whaddaya like? | 
| You like indescribable bliss? | 
| Then whaddaya wanna get married for? | 
| Whaddaya like? | 
| You’d like an excursion to Rome? | 
| Suddenly taking off to explore? | 
| Whaddaya like? | 
| You like having meals cooked at home? | 
| Then whaddaya wanna get married for? | 
| Whaddaya wanna get married for? | 
| Whaddaya wanna get married for? | 
| Whaddaya wanna get married for? |