| Sober, life is a prison
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| Shitfaced, it is a blessing
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| Sober, nobody wants you
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| Shitfaced, they’re all undressing
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| Oh, sober, it’s ever darker
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| Shitfaced, the moon is nearer
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| Sober, you’re old and ugly
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| Shitfaced, who needs a mirror?
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| Oh sober, you’re a Cro-Magnon
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| Shitfaced, you’re very clever
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| Sober, you never should be
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| Shitfaced, now and forever
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| I gotta get too drunk to dream
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| 'Cause dreaming only makes me blue
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| I gotta get too drunk to dream
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| Because I only dream of you
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| I gotta get too pissed to miss you
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| Or I’ll never get to sleep
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| I gotta drink wine not to pine for you
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| And God knows that ain’t cheap
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| I know you think I’m insane
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| I know it’s not appealing
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| But till I’m feeling no pain
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| Guess what I’ll be feeling
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| I gotta get too drunk to dream
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| 'Cause dreaming only makes me blue
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| I gotta get too drunk to dream
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| Because I only dream of you
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| I gotta get too fried to cry
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| Or I’ll be crying all night long
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| I gotta get too high to sigh
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| Oh my God, where did I go wrong?
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| So why do I get plastered?
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| And why am I so lonely?
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| It’s you, you heartless bastard
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| You’re my one and only
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| I gotta get too drunk to dream
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| 'Cause dreaming only makes me blue
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| I gotta get too drunk to dream
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| Because I only dream of you
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| I gotta get too pissed to miss you
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| Or I’ll never get to sleep
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| I gotta drink wine not to pine for you
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| And God knows that ain’t cheap
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| And God knows that ain’t cheap |